ShamWow! commercial screencap from YouTube video.

Do you remember ShamWow? How can you forget the commercials for the product, which was designed to quickly clean up spills?

The guy in the famous ads, whose real name is Offer Vince Shlomi, is reportedly running for a House of Representatives seat in Texas as a Republican. Is this further proof that we are living in a simulation? No, this is really happening.

It would be kind of awesome if he got elected just to see what kind of presentations he might do on the House floor.

The Hill reports:

‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat

Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel infomercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary filing information from the Texas GOP.

Shlomi — a former fixture on American infomercials where he hawked “ShamWow” towels, which he touted for their absorbency and ability to be used on different surfaces — is running for Texas’s 31st Congressional District, currently represented by GOP Rep. John Carter.

The Federal Election Commission (FEC) does not yet have a candidate filing listed for him.

Shlomi, whose name is listed in the Texas GOP’s filing database as Offer Vince “ShamWow” Shlomi, told Fox News Digital in an interview published on Sunday that he was compelled to make a congressional bid “to destroy wokeism” and in honor of the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk.

The “ShamWow” salesman joins a group of Republicans looking to primary Carter, who handily beat his primary challenger last year by more than 50 points in a House seat that currently resides in the northern suburbs of Austin.

What a time to be alive.

Could he be any worse than any of the Democrats currently occupying House seats? Maybe voters should give this guy a chance.

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